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		<title>Teaser Tuesday:  things you never want to see on your cell phone.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a scene I worked on in Friday Night Writes with my AW peeps awhile back.? Still needs some finessing, but I think it&#8217;s kind of fun.? Hope you enjoy!? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The second I set foot inside the cafeteria the next morning, I could feel the tension crackling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font size="3">Here&#8217;s a scene I worked on in Friday Night Writes with my AW peeps awhile back.?  Still needs some finessing, but I think it&#8217;s kind of fun.?  Hope you enjoy!? ?  <img src='http://www.houndrat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>? ? ? ? ? ?  The second I set foot inside the cafeteria the next morning, I could feel the tension crackling in the air.?  The buzz and whispers were back—and with tsunami-like force. ? </p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  I paused, inhaling slowly and forcing a smile. ? Maybe it was just my nerves. ? After all, they were understandably twitchy from my scheduled B&amp;E debut later today. ? But then my gaze caught on a nearby table. The cluster of girls sitting there glanced up at me before consulting their cell phones and dissolving into fits of giggles. ? Great. Something was definitely up, and whatever it was? ? Not really doing much to xanax my whole jittery thing.</p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  I stalked over to where Cody was slamming his own cell phone shut and flung my backpack on the table.?  “Let’s see it,” I said, thrusting out my hand.</p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  He tried to push the phone into his pocket, but I grabbed his wrist. His cheeks flamed; he looked like a kid who’d just been caught reading porn by his mom.?  “Look, why don’t you just let this go?” he said.?  “I think you’ll feel better if—Hey!”</p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  I wrestled the phone out of his grasp and flipped it on.?  “Give me a break.?  I’m going to see whatever’s making everyone act all freaky sooner or later.?  Let’s just get it over with.”</p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  He hesitated with his hand hovering over mine, but one look into my determined eyes and he caved.?  “Fine.?  But don’t say I didn’t warn you.?  Here.”?  He pressed a few buttons.?  Seconds later, a photo popped up.? </p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  The identity of the couple on the tiny screen didn’t register right away—only that the girl’s skirt was pushed up to her waist while her bare legs were wrapped around a guy’s back.?  A naked guy.?  “What the heck…?” It was then I started noticing the details.?  The silver go-go boots, the white tube top. ? The red hair.</p>
<p>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?  My mouth gaped open, and my heart froze in my chest. Holy shit—it <em>was</em> porn. Only somehow, I was the freaking star.</font></p>
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