? So, I look outside our sliding glass door this afternoon, and I realize I was right about why we have a gi-normous barren wasteland where our grass used to be.? Although, I have to admit, when I was thinking “broken sprinkler”, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.?

The Ferganator strikes again.

Exhibit A:? ? Oh, how sweet, the two sisters are playing together.? Wait a minute–what’s that they’ve got?

Exhibit B:? Fergie, that’d better not be what I think it is!

Exhibit C:? Son of a bitch! (or, to be more precise, daughter of a bitch)? I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that object dangling from your mouth isn’t an approved hound-dog chewie.

Exhibit D:? Wow, Home Depot doesn’t make sprinklers the way they used to.? Anyone need a slightly well-used one?

? So, I guess getting that layout in House Beautiful is out of the question?