May 26
Day4: Things Are Bad – Send Wife Back ASAP!!!
Posted by Scott Driza on Monday May 26, 2008 Under husbandsI’m not sure what to do. There appears to be no food left in the house.
I just finished the last container of Cool Whip and attempted to wash it down with some diluted Clover Honey. Yuck. Cooking Wine = Even Worse!

The only other food has white fuzz on it which I’m pretty sure is a bad sign. Even the dog won’t eat it. He’s hungry too.
Why doesn’t Survivorman cover these kinds of situations?
What would the Man versus Wild Guy Do? 
Maybe I need to cut the dog open, eat him and use his carcass as a shelter to stay warm?
He’s not very big though….
….it’s either that or go to the grocery store….
HERE BOY!
