See, here she is, all sweet and cute, with that butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-her-mouth look on her face.? Or is it sugar?? I don’t know—I just remember the saying involves some type of baking ingredient and I’m pretty sure it’s not flour.

In reality, though, she’s waging? a war with her clothes and my washing machine.? And winning.

I’m thinking about inventing the first full body diaper.