Most atrocious election day poem in the history of atrocious poems
Posted by houndrat on Tuesday Nov 4, 2008 Under random stuff, vote, votingGo on.? ? Flex your democratic muscle.
No, not that one.? The other one.
What I’m trying to say is, vote already.
And here’s a little? rhyme I made up, just for the occasion. Although, I warn you–poetry, so not my forte.? I’m calling it, “Get your booty on out there and vote.”? Which really should tell you a little something about the quality.? Or lack thereof.
At any rate—A-hem.? Here goes nothing:
McCain may? act as old as Mephistopheles
Palin don’t teach her kids the birds and the bees
Obama’s favorite name may be Abdul Azeez
Biden might have dabbled with the botchulin disease
But none of it matters compared to those turgid mortgage fees
So? get your? booty on? out there and vote.
Alaska and Russia may be a stone’s throw away
Hillary might be downing Haagen Dazs come election day
Obama’s story? tends to? switch every which way
Biden? unwittingly told? Graham to jump into the fray
That friggin hockey rink?? Yeah, it’s here to stay
McCain? has more Iraquis he’d like? to slay
But so what if they all suck at the end of the day?
(Besides, cheesy politicians?? It’s the American way
Although I’d vote for the Ferganator if I had my say)
Just get your booty on out there and vote.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.?
And besides, why are you wasting time reading this stupid blog anyway?? Get down with your bad democratic self.? VOTE!
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