Category: random stuff

I have a confession to make—I’m a Target dollar bin junkie.  I seriously must have the biggest collection of their random holiday crap on the face of the planet.   When I see all those little holiday knick-knacks, thingamajigs, and doo-hickeys, I just lose it.  I don’t care that they’re utterly useless, that they’re going to fall apart as [...]

Seriously, do you think I could make up something this insane?  I’m warped, but not that warped.  (And no, my degree of warpedness is not up for debate).
I mean, I could maybe see suing Victoria’s Secret for causing undue distress to my body image (Have you seen those commercials?  Women who look like that should be banned [...]