Why will I Zooma Zoom Zoom, but Not Ask My Tootsee to Roll?

Posted by houndrat on Friday Mar 19, 2010 Under music, random stuff

Okay, so here’s my profound thought of the day. Get ready–it’s pretty earth-shattering.? Why is it that songs like THIS drive me nuts:

While THIS song is one I love every time I hear it:

Anyone?? Cuz I’m really drawing a blank. I mean, both are dance songs, both totally about bootay shakin’, but the Tootsee Roll one make me roll my eyes, and Rumpshaker makes me, well, shake my rump. Even if the main chorus is “All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom and boom boom.” Or maybe because of it. I honestly don’t know.

And for my next deep blog post, I’ll ponder the differences between Whatchamacallits and Krunch bars. It’s a serious life I lead, folks.

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6 Responses to “Why will I Zooma Zoom Zoom, but Not Ask My Tootsee to Roll?”

  1. V Says:


    High five.

    And I have no theories that can explain your random preferences for certain butt-shaking songs. I will ponder it further, because I believe it is a question of crucial importance with soul-shaking implications.

  2. T.H. Mafi Says:

    *falls out of chair*


    i adore you.
    you should know.

  3. Stephanie Says:

    *scuttles in* Um . . . butt blog? *scuttles out quietly*

  4. sunna Says:

    I think you’re going to to have to blame your butt for this. Sometimes they’re fickle things, butts.

  5. Emilia Says:


    Don’t worry about not being serious… what’s the fun in life if you are? :D

  6. JennW Says:

    Um seriously – why are you so f-ing funny? LMFAO this was great!

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