Ridgebacks have no sole

Posted by houndrat on Friday Aug 29, 2008 Under dogs, family life, Ridgebacks

You know how dogs possess preternatural powers of sensitivity in all the old animal stories?? Like whenever Timmy’s sick, Lassie mopes? for days, fretting about him while laying plastered? by his bedside, until at long last his fever breaks and she’s instantly joyful again?? Well I’m hear to tell you, when it comes to Ridgebacks, it’s all a crock of crap.?

Unless, of course, Ridgebacks typically express their sensitivity by eating your favorite pair of shoes.? Because that’s what happened here.? There I was,? practically dying from some preschooler-induced illness consisting of the production of copious amounts of snot and feeling hotter than Brad Pitt in a loincloth? , and what does Skye do?? Why,? in her extreme empathy for her? nearly dead master, she mangles my fabulous kitten-heeled, goldish-bronze, go-out-and-party sandals beyond any hopes of recovery.

Or maybe I just jinxed myself by talking about how she’s the good one in the house.? I can hear Fergie snickering all the way from Colorado, while Grandmama Shani is giving her the paws up from the Bridge.

So tell me–how does she manage to look so innocent:

while performing deeds of such? vile depravity:

All I can say is, she’d better not think she’s crawling into my bed tonight with the reek of her? hideous dead shoe breath.? Sole killer.

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4 Responses to “Ridgebacks have no sole”

  1. Mary O Says:

    ooooh. So sorry about the shoes.

  2. Cherie Says:

    Well that’s obvious, can’t you read your dogs face?…the cat did it!!!

  3. Heidi Says:

    You don’t think it is payback for always dressing her up and making her feel foolish?
    Sorry you’ve been ill! Glad I didn’t get it! Ooops, I just jinxed it, because last time I was glad it wasn’t me cleaning up all the broken glass – it ended up being me!

  4. shody Says:

    Sorry you’re not feeling well, And you must be mistaken, that dog looks like an angel. Must have been the cat.

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