Day4: Things Are Bad - Send Wife Back ASAP!!!

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Day4: Things Are Bad - Send Wife Back ASAP!!!

Monday, May 26, 2008

I’m not sure what to do. There appears to be no food left in the house.

Cool WhipI just finished the last container of Cool Whip and attempted to wash it down with some diluted Clover Honey. Yuck. Cooking Wine = Even Worse!

Moldy Food Husband Needs Help!

The only other food has white fuzz on it which I’m pretty sure is a bad sign. Even the dog won’t eat it. He’s hungry too.  

Why doesn’t Survivorman cover these kinds of situations?

What would the Man versus Wild Guy Do? Bear Grylls Eats Carcass

Maybe I need to cut the dog open, eat him and use his carcass as a shelter to stay warm?

He’s not very big though….

….it’s either that or go to the grocery store….

HERE BOY!

Animal Carcass for Shelter

Posted in husbands on May 26th, 2008, 11:56 pm by Scott Driza   

One Response

  1. Louise-Annette
    June 2nd, 2008 | 12:11 pm

    I think Scott has added a nice touch of darkness to the blog, guys - good for overal depth and to round out the bouquet ;o) - I applaud his cameo performance, but I welcome Debra back and congratulate you all on the Ferganator’s lure coursing achievements!

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