Day 3: Send Lawyers, Guns and Money – or a Cleaning Lady

Posted by Scott Driza on Sunday May 25, 2008 Under husbands

I’ve decided to start? fasting. Eating just makes too much of a mess.? ?

Day 3 Without Wife

I tried recruiting the help of my dog. Nada. More evidence that dogs are worthless. He just sat in the sink giving me “the look.” Dogowners everywhere can surely appreciate the “I’m Not Amused” look that you come to know and love.?

Dog in Sink - Not Cleaning

Well, time to go shop for expensive sporting goods that I don’t have time to use. Sure feels nice to collect that stuff and have it sit in the garage. Or maybe I should try to find another steal on a car to adorn the driveway?

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