Seeking new landscaper—Ridgebacks need not apply

Posted by houndrat on Sunday Apr 20, 2008 Under dogs, family life

? So, I look outside our sliding glass door this afternoon, and I realize I was right about why we have a gi-normous barren wasteland where our grass used to be.? Although, I have to admit, when I was thinking “broken sprinkler”, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.?

The Ferganator strikes again.

Exhibit A:? ? Oh, how sweet, the two sisters are playing together.? Wait a minute–what’s that they’ve got?

Exhibit B:? Fergie, that’d better not be what I think it is!

Exhibit C:? Son of a bitch! (or, to be more precise, daughter of a bitch)? I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that object dangling from your mouth isn’t an approved hound-dog chewie.

Exhibit D:? Wow, Home Depot doesn’t make sprinklers the way they used to.? Anyone need a slightly well-used one?

? So, I guess getting that layout in House Beautiful is out of the question?

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4 Responses to “Seeking new landscaper—Ridgebacks need not apply”

  1. Mike Says:

    Around our house, our grass looks like that because of our bitch’s pee of fire!

    Ours haven’t gotten into the sprinkler heads (yet?).

  2. Patti Says:

    But Mom, it was out there just sticking out of the grass and it looked like it didn’t belong there. Actually, we thought you put them there just for us to play with. Who needs green grass anyway? It’s much better to scratch our backs when it’s brown and prickly:)

  3. Sheri Says:

    I guess this is another GOOD reason for living in the desert el-natural. Although we’ve removed the el-natural so we have about 4 CLEARED fenced acres for running and coursing.

  4. Brenna Says:

    At least it wasn’t poop. That’s what my dogs think are funny to wrestle with. EEW!

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