Baby blow-out in Target

Sometimes, I just can’t believe that so much poop can come out of one little baby. 

Today, she had the mother of all blow-outs, in Target, no less  She must have known that I was out of good diapers and had her strapped into an inferior brand that was fairly busting at the seams anyway, since she’s gone up a size.  Apparently, she also knew that poop on a white background makes a nice contrast.

I mean, seriously, I think there was more poop out of the diaper than inside it—how is that possible?

No  wonder everyone in Target kept giving me a wide berth.

 I’ve been thinking of switching to cloth diapers, but then this happens, and I am petrified of permanently defiling every single outfit she owns.  Ugh.

The funniest thing?  I call my husband to tell him what happened, and he says, “You know, those diapers aren’t very good.  They must be some kind of pee-only diapers.” 

Pee-only diapers?  Because that’s a fad that would really sweep the nation.  Seriously, if anyone really decides to get cute and market such a beast, I will cheerfully mail them every single blow-out item I can find.  By the time they cook a little in the mail, the scent alone ought to be registrable as a national weapon.